ANNA NICOLE AND BLOWING CANADA!!!
Early reports indicate that a Hamas terror group was planning a major attack on Canadian soil. The group's leader INASH NOJEW, described as a Cat Stevens & Ted Nugent hybrid extremist, declared, "WE ARE GOING TO BLOW THE UNITED STATES' YAMAKA CLEAR OFF THE MAP! AND AFTER THE YAMAKA, WE WILL BLOW THE UNITED STATES' SHOFAR SHOES OFF THE MAP! F#$K MEXICO AND CANADA!"
George Clooney quickly responded, "Well at least they're using hybrids!"
After we explained to Mr. Clooney that their was no mention of a hybrid vehicle, he shouted, "FINE!!! Have you seen Brad Pitt's baby...name means the New Messiah, I mean Christ...the New Messiah, I HAVE AN OSCAR NOW! RESPECT ME!!! EVERYONE LOVES GEORGE!!!
SAVE DARFUR!!! NO!!! SAVE AMERICA!!! SAVE AMERICA FROM ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S OFFSPRING...I MEAN F#$K, WHY IS SHE ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE...look at her...ughhhhhhh!!!