Wednesday through Saturday...making up for lost time.

Let's skip the blog foreplay and get right into the sex...

Are you a shy virgin?

These prostitutes have received 'sensitivity training' and are fully prepared to make your first sexual experience a very comfortable one...
A rep for one of the prostitute whore sluts added, "...it will be less awkward...it will still be dirty and make you feel like dirty, dirty sin...but less awkwardly...is that a word? Awkwardly...yes...now the prostitutes have hearts too! It's a big day for shameful acts of indiscretion!"

I'm screwed because a FORTUNE-TELLING JUDGE is going to let three mystic dwarfs decide my fate...

At least I can enjoy my execution...

I hate to be a stickler, but MY EXECUTION IS NOT WORKING...

Let's try DEATH BY CANDIRU...oh F#$K that would hurt

...a vampire fish...(courtesy of JesseWoo)
Instead of a last meal, can I have a last drink?

What is that secret ingredient in your favorite cup of joe?

I take my COFFEE WITH CAT SHIT PLEASE please...

At least the coffee will keep you warm when the Neo-Cold-War begins...
Things are going to get rough...

Russia is already talking to China...asking to borrow their advanced robot technology for combat...
CHINESE ROBOTS???

China is open to the idea of supplying Russia with combat robots. The initial group of robots designed by China turned out female and had to be dismantled immediately. President Hu Jintao believes that instead of killing all of the female robot fetuses, they might be able to sell them off to Russia. Hu responded, "China only wants man robots, no bitch-bots."

So as female robot immigrants begin to demand Russian citizenship and take over the country, the US is still fighting its own immigrant battle...

...and I think I have a final solution for...uh...wait, that sounds wrong...not final solution, but a solution or final answer solution for...uh never mind, just watch...

THE IMMIGRATION DEBATE VIDEO