Tuesday, May 09, 2006

TERROR THREAT LEVEL - CRIMSON/FIREBRICK/MAROON - I think that means it's bad...

Today's blog entry will serve to educate the public on the most dangerous terror threats against humanity on this Tuesday...
We'll start with one of the worst...

Okay, that was just awful...but what else...You thought anthrax was a scare...think again, that was child's play...how about a cookie?
  • What is that secret ingredient?
  • Okay, maybe not the most threatening item, but still...
  • I wanted to eat him, I didn't want to kill him...
  • Okay, that's just frightening...
  • Just another android?
  • "The robot can serve to provide information in department stores and museums or read stories to children; it’s capable of both education and entertainment functions," said KITECH scientist Baeg Moon-hong. Another KITECH scientist added that it is also useful for, "creeping the F*@K out of people!"
    As technology advances, so does the threat of world domination & annihilation...
  • THE ATTACK OF FLYING ROBOTS
  • David used this powerful weapon in Psalms while fighting Lucifer on top of Mount Everest, Gandhi used it against the Soviets during the Cold War, and Lou Reed used it against Ted Kennedy at Medieval Times in Dallas...but only one song will be remembered for all of eternity...
  • The THREAT OF SONG
  • So what about the whole Iran situation?
  • Iran proclaims, "OUR MEN MUST LOOK LIKE MEN!!!"
  • And in a manly effort, Iran wrote the US a diplomatic love note..."
  • After reading the love note, Prime Minister Blair announced that, "nuking Iran would be absurd"
  • Israel was at a loss for words and could only respond with...
  • "I know you are, but what am I..."
  • So what can protect you from the upcoming apocalypse?
  • We have protection!!!
  • Well, you'll be safe as long as you don't think you look too goofy...fashion in, life out...you heard it here first!

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